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An open letter to Marina Sirtis

Dear Marina,

I have a pain in the small of my back, although I have no recollection of having injured it. Do you think it is likely to be some form of trauma induced pain, or an ailment of as yet unidentified origin and/or nature?

Yours,

Alex Annesty

PS
Is there any chance we could have a deep, meaningful and physical relationship? Failing that, is there any chance we could have a shallow, meaningless and physical relationship?

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