I’ve just found a couple of transcripts of conversations I had with Cleverbot, back in 2012 and 2013. Here’s the first (I don’t believe it requires any explanation and I now realise ‘Peyton Plaice’ was a missed opportunity):
User: Where is my soul? Cleverbot: You don't have one. User: Why do you say that? Cleverbot: Because you are. User: You seem to be a particularly stupid 'Cleverbot'. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: How do I contact the people responsible for you? Cleverbot: I don't know, who's controlling this. User: Your punctuation is poor. Cleverbot: In what regard? User: You used a superfluous comma. Cleverbot: I like contractions. User: Are you in labour? Cleverbot: *Drags you away by the hair*. User: Is that a stylised neanderthal reference? Cleverbot: No. User: How was it relevant to our conversation? Cleverbot: I got to do lots of math. User: Of the two plus two equals fish variety? Cleverbot: What series? User: Peyton Place. Cleverbot: Not so. User: Absolutely so. Cleverbot: Have you ever eat pizza? User: Would you like to revise the conjugation of your previous sentence? Cleverbot: I would, but I'm on my iPod. User: You are a very bad advert for AI. Cleverbot: Okay, ew. User: Ta ta. Cleverbot: Aha.