About Ukebloke

I write fiction, poetry, music and sketches as Alex Annesty and non-fiction under my real ‘day job’ name, Phil Chapman. In October 2017 I had my first full-length book, The Dead Straight Guide To Queen, published by Red Planet Publishing; more information on this is available at Phil Chapman online.

I was once a beaten quarter finalist in a seaside cheese measuring competition. I used to live in London, but decided to move after an army of vigilante squirrels invaded it, just as I was singing it to sleep.

I console myself in my arboreal rodent-enforced exile by writing long stories, short stories, poetry, sketches, a bit of music and occasionally, this blog. I’m also writing a novel, which has its own website at Zobeland.com. Although I seem no closer to completing it than I was when I started it back in 2003, I hold out hope that one day it will be finished, published and on the best sellers list; at that point I’ll refocus my energies on driving the squirrels back from whence they came.


3 thoughts on “About Ukebloke

  1. you have a deliciously twisted mind! very clever! love the clean lines of your blog too – sleek and hip. can’t wait to read more.

  2. thanks for the kind words sir. good stuff you’ve written. very douglas adams. with a bit of vonnegut for good measure.

    good luck!

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